I had this weird dream that my cat turned into a man. Choky turned into a tall figured man, but he still had whiskers on him. Looked pretty cute as well.

But Choky was looking for another kitty, his partner. I told him I haven’t seen her around. Choky looked at me like assessing if i was telling the truth. And then he told me to tell him something that he didn’t know. I said, “No I’m sorry. I don’t know where she is and I don’t know what you want.”

He kept repeating that to me and then he touched my face. With his paw! It felt so cool and cute in the dream then. And then his cat eyes turned gold and told me to tell him something that he didn’t know.

So I told him that I don’t want him to leave the house because its not safe and Blackie (The police cat outside who patrols the 2nd floor) is always hanging about and he would be torn to pieces if he did! But he said he’s a man now and he can change back anytime he wants.

I was like “are you sure….”

And then he again says to tell him something else. I was like “what the hell does this cat really want?” I was frustrated, he wanted to leave, and I felt he was selfish.

I told him, I loved him VERY VERY much and if he can just stay in the house, eat his tuna and biscuits, toilet provided and he can sleep anywhere he wants, that would be utterly smashing and wonderful for me.

And then I see Choky’s real cat face. And he smiled! The biggest cheshire grin which was awesome.

And he was a cat again and meowing to give him a rub.

Very odd and damn weird dream… Some Alice in Wonderland shit going through my head perhaps…